On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
No stitches, just platelets and will power
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
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