Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
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There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
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Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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