Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
Randomize
