When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
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There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
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Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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