On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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