she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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