Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
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Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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