do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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