He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
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