How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
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