'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
My boss's toddler just went through my bag and found your vibrator...you owe me a drink.
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