I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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