Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
As punishment for throwing up on my car, I am holding your phone hostage until the morning. You can read this message after I drop it off.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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