I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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