Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
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Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
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