im drinking this country out of the recession.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
If you saw or spoke to me yesterday can you message me. Trying to make a timeline of the day I was too drunk to remember
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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