im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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