even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I passed out on the floor of a truck stop. Drinking binge 2011 is now over.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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