It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
she pinky promised me she was 18
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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