I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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