So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if he laughs at all of our attempts to keep him sober.
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
