Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
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Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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