Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
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So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
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Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
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