i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
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im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
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I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
IF THE SUNS NOT EVEN OUT THEN WHY IS HIS DICK OUT WTF
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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