butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
worst part about day drinking... waking up to george lopez
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
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