Im at a strip club, and the dancer just farted into my face. The bad part about that is I could taste the wings I bought her earlier
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
There are leaves in my underwear?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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