hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I was high last night eating a fudge bar and making eggs with toast and corned beef hash for a 2 am snack and my dad asked what I was and the only reply I could think of was "I'm an adult."
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Here's a rundown of my night alone. Danced my ass off in the kitchen to FleetmacWood. Drank a little bit. Ordered $40 worth of Chinese food once the drinks kicked in. Picked up said Chinese in dirty sweatpants and slippers. #livinglife
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