i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
