Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
one day I'm really going to regret not using the boners I got in planes and cars
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is classic penis vs brain.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
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