So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Two words: blizzard sex
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
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