I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
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You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
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It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.