My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Stay Away From These 29 Online Dating Red Flags
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
21 Rideshare Drivers Had to Drive These NSFW Passengers
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.