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(916): View more from California

she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth

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(416): View more from Ontario

He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.

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(630): View more from Illinois

My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.

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(973): View more from New Jersey

had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.

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(970): View more from Colorado

I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?

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(516): View more from New York

yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...

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(864): View more from South Carolina

Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?

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