I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
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It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
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We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.