Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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