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This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
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I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
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Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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