Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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