Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Reasons why I'm always right: I am older, I am wiser, I have a larger penis
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
there is glitter all over my balls
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Just puked most of my soul out..
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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