you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
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