yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
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was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
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That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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