? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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