I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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