Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
So, apparently I made everyone omelets last night. Even when I'm drunk, I'm still a trophy wife.
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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