She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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