can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
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I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
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So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Woke up next to my vibrator and a recipe for fudge brownies. If that doesn't scream I NEED TO GET LAID, then I don't know what else could.
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