Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
he's gonorrhea incarnate
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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