All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
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It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
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Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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