You can't motorboat a personality
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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