I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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