I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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