Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I called the bar to ask if they found my Id and credit card and they remembered me as 'the girl who signed her receipt in blood'
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
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i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
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I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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