Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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