We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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