I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
just found a carrot inside of a baby sock. living with toddlers is like living with tiny hammered people.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
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